Merry Christmas (in the dungeon)!

(Melody as in 'Christmas in Killarney')

Chorus: The holly green, the gavial green
The prettiest picture you've ever seen
It's Christmas in the dungeon
With all of the folks at home!

It's nice, I've heard, to rest your head
When after work you're nearly dead
But Torchwood Two, as we all knew,
Is job becoming your home.

The jelly box is shaking,
The Circle glows with light,
And alientech is falling again
Like shooting stars tonight.

Our hearts are light, our spirits bright,
We'll celebrate our joy tonight
It's Christmas here in Glasgoe
With all of the folks at home!

(Chorus)

We'll decorate the Christmas tree
With what we've found recently
And for failures and victories
We will raise a cup of cheer.

There's stuff to see and traps to flee
And a city to save - obviously,
It's Christmas down in Glasgoe
With all of the folks at home!

(Chorus)

(Insert Eric's amazing electric guitar traditional Irish solo here, I'm sure he could play that)

We'll take whatever we need
All across the fields of snow,
Listening to the Geiger's counter
An' everywhere we go.

How grand it feels to get some thrills
And make the best of your wits and skills,
It's Christmas in the dungeon
With all of the folks at home!

(Chorus)

The holly green, the gavial green,
The prettiest picture you've ever seen,
I'm handing you no bullshit,
No matter where you roam
It's Christmas in the Torchwood hub
- it's Christmas spent at home.


I challenge you, all of you, to sing this!

Anyway, guys. Best wishes for Christmas. Take care, have shitloads of fun, survive the kitsch and warm fuzziness and don't get too lazy. Hope you enjoyed 2011 and let's keep fingers crossed for 2012. We're going to make it ass-kicking, worth living and unforgettable in the best possible way.