I'd include it here, but then my boss wouldn't leave his room until 2012. And we'd all miss him terribly. He's the only one capable of giving us orders and still being passive-agressive, and blinking in that awkward manner*.
And he's the only one that would come up with such a flawless, catchy phrase and then act weird just because someone else noticed how brilliant and witty it is. Eric, I know we're a bunch of morons (my sheer presence is enough to start a pandemic of moronnosis), but please, don't hide from us. We admire your sense of humour. And your accent, too.
* - I couldn't mock it, though God knows I've tried.
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